I was just thinking about this because we seem to be circling around the same few topics over and over (while occasionally slipping in some new statistical ideas):
8. Dennis the dentist
6. The difference between significant and non-significant is not itself statistically significant
5. Just use a hierarchical model already!
4. Innumerate journalists who think that presidential elections are just like high school
3. A graph can be pretty but convey essentially no information
2. Stan is coming
Did I miss anything important?