This, sent in by Ben Bolker, is just tooooo funny. Click on the above image to see more clearly. In addition to the quote I used in the above title, there’s also this:
Sooner than later, your future discovery will pop up.
The most relevant conclusions in your scientific paper are concealed under the experimental data but you simply cannot see them.
All they need is to pipe in a Mechanical Turk request form on one end and a Psychological Science submission form on the other, and they’ll have the complete package!