Mon: My talk with David Schiminovich this Wed noon: “The Birth of the Universe and the Fate of the Earth: One Trillion UV Photons Meet Stan”

Tues: Suspiciously vague graph purporting to show “percentage of slaves or serfs in the world”

Wed: “It’s as if you went into a bathroom in a bar and saw a guy pissing on his shoes, and instead of thinking he has some problem with his aim, you suppose he has a positive utility for getting his shoes wet”

Thurs: One-tailed or two-tailed

Fri: What is the purpose of a poem?

Sat: He just ordered a translation from Diederik Stapel

Sun: Six quotes from Kaiser Fung