Hanging Chad

It’s been awhile since I’ve linked to Laura Wattenberg’s excellent baby name blog. Here’s a fun recent item on how one man launched a generation of baby names.

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Wattenberg writes:

Some more highlights from Willson’s roster of custom-named clients:

Rad Fulton
Cal Bolder
Rand Saxon
Race Gentry
Chance Nesbitt
Dack Rambo
Van Williams
Dare Harris
Trax Colton

Today, the Willson names sound like clichés. They’re the kind of formula-hunk names skewered by The Simpsons’ “actor Troy McClure” and mimicked by countless gay porn stars. But it was Willson who defined that formula, and parents responded to its allure.

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It’s a gay world. We just live in it.

7 thoughts on “Hanging Chad

    • Ian Flemming said in a Reader’s Digest interview that he chose James Bond (which was the name of an author of a bird book owned by Flemming) because it’s “brief, unromantic, Anglo-Saxon, and yet very masculine – just what I needed. I wanted the simplest, dullest, plainest-sounding name I could find, and ‘James Bond’ was much better than something more interesting, like ‘Peregrine Carruthers.’

      “The name’s Carruthers. Peregrine Carruthers.” It does have a different ring to it.

      And let’s not forget the real-world “Sir Stafford Cripps.” A BBC announcer once committed a Spoonerism and mentioned him as “Sir Stifford Crapps”, which led to an on-air collapse into laughter.

      And finally along these lines, I’ll mention Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. A tough name to be a movie star with, I would have thought, but he had a good career.

      Switching gears a bit:
      Andrew has a friend named “Vance Maverick.” Andrew, how could you avoid mentioning that? I know the last name has three syllables, but still.

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